I am the best hand model out there

@soundwavesphoton seems to think he is the best hand model out there, so he is running this Hand Model Competition that has a prize pool of 50 Steem. Little does he know that I was actually a hand model in my former life.

^{Photo taken by me @derangedvisions}

I am such a good hand model that I don't even need to clip my nails or put lotion on my dry skin. All I need to do is go scoop some cat turds out of the litter box, set up my photo studio, grab my camera (other hand of course) and start shooting off some dope pictures.

^{Photo taken by me @derangedvisions}

Luckily my cats laid some fresh poopies for me so they were nice and soft. I had to be very delicate with them as any professional hand model should, because if I were to handle the turds too rough, they would lose their perfect shape.

^{Photo taken by me @derangedvisions}

Now I couldn't leave out my dogs and just showcase my cat's droppings, so I braved the elements and collected some primo dog shit off of the lawn. As you can see if you look closely, you can see the leaves that are frozen to them. Now look even closer just because.

^{Photo taken by me @derangedvisions}

Now this snow covered beauty has plenty of Titus hair in it, so I am assuming that it is one of Titus' turds and he ingested the hairs when he grooms himself.

^{Photo taken by me @derangedvisions}

Now this is a thing of beauty right there. The hand in the shot is what really completes this picture and it can only be done with an experienced hand model of my caliber.

If you want to take part in this contest, click on this link here, just know that you will be entering for fun and you stand no chance against a true professional hand model like me.

But in all seriousness, this shit stunk when I was shooting it and the dog poop started to thaw, so make sure you click on that vote button if this post made you laugh just a tiny bit. And you should enter the contest, it is a fun way to try and win some Steem.