I was sleeping in church last sunday and the usher woke me up... Immediately he woke me up from my sleep the next thing I heard was the pastor saying "Please stand up". I stood up without knowing the reason and people were clapping hands for me...!!! Surprisingly for me I look around and I looked around only to find out that I'm the only one standing. pastor replies "Thank you young man we appreciate it, a lot. Anyone else who wanna donate another 1 million for our church project?". I fainted
