Dan and Bob are robbing a jeweller’s when a cop bursts in.
Give me the gun, son, he says to Dan.
Give it to him! shouts Bob.
Dan shoots. The cop falls.
Oh no! Bob yells. He’s toast! When I said give it to him, I meant hand him the gun!
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The prompt is Toast
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