I could give you three pages on why you should like me, let alone three reasons, but in the interests of brevity, and it is the soul of wit, I shall mention just three.
Firstly, I’m environmentally friendly, and isn’t that all the rage these days? Granted, I burn all my rubbish to save me a trip to the recycling depot, but I more than make up for that by producing my own electricity and growing food, leaving more of that food-like product in the supermarkets for the rest of you. And you know none of that stuff is actually recycled, don’t you? They pretend to recycle it to make you feel like you’re doing your bit to save the planet. We are on the verge of imminent extinction, after all, and have been since I was a child some 60 years ago.
Secondly, I make the most divine mini bounty bars in Tipperary and mail-order can be arranged at the right price.
And finally, I am thin and take up very little room, which is so important in these times of overpopulation and housing shortages and leaves more space for the corpulent among you.
I’ve always been skinny despite my fairy cake fetish. Not that giving up sugar would be a problem for me. I can do anything I set my mind to. I simply don’t want to! Life is too long for abstemiousness and self-denial, so I eat what I want, I'm as fit as a flea, and I could do 20 pushups quicker than you could say 'isn't she amazing.'
Could I give up sugar permanently? Absolutely! Would I? Absolutely not! I'd do anything for my health, but I won't do that. No, I won't do that!
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Posted in response to galenkp's weekend experience
prompt asking " Could you cut out sugar permanently?
and
Give three reasons why people should like you.
The images are mine
