Leaving her hirsute husband Jim bidding farewell to their guests, June heads to bed in the honeymoon suite.
As he slips into bed beside her, half-asleep June strokes Jim's smooth skin. Smooth? She bolts upright. "Jim?" she screams. "No, John," he gasps, sprinting for the door. "Sorry, wrong room."
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The prompt is Smooth
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