"Hey people paying for stuff with your thumbs and faces and keeping your money relatively safe with a 4-digit PIN, please start investing in cryptocurrency! It's easy! All you need to do is take a

Take yourselves back to pre-1888, when cars were yet to be invented and horseback was the main mode of transport. Knowing what you know now, what would you invest in? "Cars!" you say? Well, that

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If you're reading this, then chances are you're asking the same question as me: "Is Steem legit? Will I still be on here in a week, month, or year?" Well the good news is, you have the power!

I don't know about you, but the crypto crowd seem to have set the bar very high for themselves. Yes, I know, they speak of 'Lambo Land' half jokingly, but is there an underlying expectation that if you

I'm Dave, and I'm addicted to sounding like I know what I'm talking about. It's for this reason that even writing the above title took a big spoonful of humility.. I'm... a.... (gulp)... noob.... But since