Welcome to the turbo nostalgia series, where we fire up the boner jams and prepare to go re-live our childhood. This time around, I am playing the sultan of steroidal slaps, Resident Evil 5. Today we'll be fighting off hentai monsters, getting cucked by a cheapskate chicken, watching a woman in high heels be beaten on by a man raging on steroids, and of course we'll be fighting off even more turbo virgin zombies who don't know who they're fucking with. Enjoy the video!
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