A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we've looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn't do anything particularly good or bad.

A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a small town. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to influence the new student. She asks the class, "Who was

Whenever you think I'm away, whenever you think I do not think about you anymore and you do not mean anything to me, read this: laugh and realize how much you're wrong! Happy Valentines day!

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing? " She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any? "

Today is friendship day and i want to all off you to be friendly today. Happy Friendship Day to all

A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam. After a moment, he says, "You have an unusually deep vagina." The woman replies,

Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!" Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: "Shit! But

The Smiths The Smiths were an English rock band formed in Manchester in 1982. The band consisted of vocalist Morrissey, guitarist Johnny Marr, bassist Andy Rourke and drummer Mike Joyce. Critics have called

A black man talks to a white man: When I was born I was black, When I grew up I was black, When I'm sick I'm black, When I go in the sun I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, When I die I'll be black. But

Once a dream did weave a shade O'er my angel-guarded bed, That an emmet lost its way Where on grass methought I lay. Troubled, wildered, and forlorn, Dark, benighted, travel-worn, Over many a tangle spray,

The Clash The Clash were an English rock band formed in London in 1976 as part of the original wave of British punk rock. Along with punk rock, the Clash also have played music genres such as post-punk,

I've got a right to be wrong My mistakes will make me strong I'm stepping out into the great unknown I'm feeling wings though I've never flown I've got a mind of my own I'm flesh and blood to the bone

God knows what is hiding in those weak and drunken hearts I guess you kissed the girls and made them cry Those Hardfaced Queens of misadventure God knows what is hiding in those weak and sunken eyes A

The Velvet Underground was an American rock band formed in 1964 in New York City by singer/guitarist Lou Reed, multi-instrumentalist John Cale, guitarist Sterling Morrison, and drummer Angus MacLise (replaced

Today is the day As created to stay home. As created for staying in a warm bed. As created to watch movies. As created for the cuddle all day. If I had that a day ...

The horse got sick. The veterinarian came and wrote a farmer's cure for a horse.Three days to give him,if the horse does not do better, they must kill him.That heard the pig. The first day, the horse is