<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 04:53:06 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/@davordm/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Bad day]]></title><description><![CDATA[One night, a father overheard his son saying his prayers, "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."The father thought this was strange, but soon forgot about it. The next day, the]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@davordm/bad-day</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@davordm/bad-day</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davordm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2018 10:59:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZiqKAfnKweUzbm6cePZnJKNxoYkxW9jFKy5q3KquQjtpkkrKiTrknUVhWsTundNSZKtTPUc6NA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Friend]]></title><description><![CDATA[A friend is someone who is always there for you, always with you. It does not matter when? where? why? he comes and helps you. He is your friend. He's always there for you to cry on his shoulder, to laugh,]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@davordm/friend</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@davordm/friend</guid><category><![CDATA[new]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davordm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2018 11:35:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZ22RxTo6xpAJMj1VoWjvzBKzxwCwLuSuHHRj8FJxNeoyxy6dfyB8Rid5UBJTnQKg1mw19bWpU6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Candies]]></title><description><![CDATA[Confectionery is related to the food items that are rich in sugar and often referred to as a confection. 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Guy: 15 years Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@davordm/ferrari</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@davordm/ferrari</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davordm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2018 14:49:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYr5rh2irTLga3P6qMuJpWPKnFUjiYxihnciFUrTGRgvUxum1ovVWpSZ8FUAnAFLbRd2wtp354A?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Heaven Joke]]></title><description><![CDATA[A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we've looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn't do anything particularly good or bad.]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@davordm/heaven-joke</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@davordm/heaven-joke</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davordm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2018 14:51:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZjFa63atwkdfar7tHKrhJ1VvCWRK7U5Mjk7iL97UdQ3cYtwuaLPwTu93P8wWj5uwEmReAyNShk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Business is business]]></title><description><![CDATA[A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a small town. 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Happy Friendship Day to all]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@davordm/happy-friendship-day</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@davordm/happy-friendship-day</guid><category><![CDATA[new]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davordm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2018 14:37:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYSvVp5ESKHZ3RCMUM89LZ2HwoEbS6fuvizHD3y3JNGtRwVvsL9rXbQL4k5FcuDCJF13utwBNCe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gynecological Echo]]></title><description><![CDATA[A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam. After a moment, he says, "You have an unusually deep vagina." 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But]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@davordm/black-and-white</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@davordm/black-and-white</guid><category><![CDATA[fun]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[davordm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2018 20:17:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXYX8LoRXaWAgPAB2VVxnYq5aw1KVc49TxAxnoESey6cUYqhYaJDGz81Cmb4nSeMLH4CJyBLkhmg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A DREAM]]></title><description><![CDATA[Once a dream did weave a shade O'er my angel-guarded bed, That an emmet lost its way Where on grass methought I lay. 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