So there I am, yesterday 330 in the morning I am woken up by the urge to fart.
So I thought it was safe I let loose and I am all NOOOOOO!!!!!
Because it was wet and runny and I'm all commando...
So, I'm like FUUUUUCK!! my sheets!
I'm naked so I'm FUCK'D!!!
I gather the sheets off my bed yelling FUCK FUUUUCK! the whole time throwing my sheet out the door of the trailer ..
When I get this feeling ( you know the one ) like its coming and I'm like SHIIIIIT the bathroom door is locked this early in the morning.
So here I am naked, I run out into the woods naked 330 am squat down whoosh it comes and then as I relieve myself I hear thunder and it's starts raining on me, squatting naked at 330 am in the woods LOL I just started laughing I was pissed and laughing my ass off because it was pretty freaking funny.
