Good morning, and welcome to today's show where I am smoking. Weed in the hotel parking lot. We drove halfway last night and stopped in Raton, New Mexico... so I guess that means I'm now in my home state.... Wait am I officially Mexican? Do I need to worry about Orange Man trying to deport me.. nope... I'm a New Mexican.. and that's a while different Oprah show.. as my first official act of a New Mexican I'd like to point out that you're pronouncing it wrong..
Salud,