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@dadjokeoftheday
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2018-06-05 18:53
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-09
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-08
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! "Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut." Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-07
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-06
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I hate perforated lines, they're tearable. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, you pesky
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-05
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-04
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us. Terrible?
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-03
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse! Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-02
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-01
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes! Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes
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Daily Joke : 2018-11-30
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! To the guy who invented zero... thanks for nothing. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day,
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Daily Joke : 2018-11-29
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily
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Daily Joke : 2018-11-28
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2018-11-27
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily
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Daily Joke : 2018-11-26
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Writing with a broken pencil is pointless. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, ya piece
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Daily Joke : 2018-11-25
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes
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Daily Joke : 2018-11-24
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu. One of the oldest in the book. Technically i think
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Daily Joke : 2018-11-23
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weakdays. UH OH - CLASSIC ALERT!!! This is the kind
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Daily Joke : 2018-11-22
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with
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Daily Joke : 2018-11-21
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! General: Captain! Captain! The troops are revolting! Captain: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself. Dad + Army = Darmy jokes!
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Daily Joke : MEME MONDAY!!!
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! MEME MONDAY is back once again to share with you another classic dad pun combined with a classic facepalm moment! All Monday memes
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