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cryptoroast
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Account dedicated to humour. I guess... Steemit goal is 500SP.
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2018-01-23 19:35
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funny
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RE: Better Than Pulling Out
Why would you need a condom for anal?
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RE: Been Alone For A While
I am single by choice, and my mom agrees with me!
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RE: Wife Keeping Me In Check
He just had a mosquito on his hand. It's all fine.
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punchline
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RE: A Mother's Worst Nightmare
Awaiting Feedback.
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RE: We've All Been Hurt Before
Because of so much abuse, I apply lubricant on my chest, so my soul doesn't hurt.
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RE: Beginner's Mistake
That actually makes a lot of sense xD haha
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RE: A Mother's Worst Nightmare
Does this count as crossing swords?
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life
8y
RE: New Abstract Painting Series Offers Crypto To Anyone Who Can Solve Its Puzzles
It's been already solved, 20h or more ago. Spoiler! Solution included.
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photography
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RE: The Eagle Nebula M16
Source the image, if it's not yours.
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RE: Beginner's Mistake
Well, I doubt that Indian wants to be invaded again.
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RE: Beginner's Mistake
I often just ask how much she charges for a hj. Just to know how much I save each time.
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RE: Beginner's Mistake
Too much ticket, not enough cock.
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punchline
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RE: One good thing about being a poor man.
You actually go out with a profit. She has to pay for the divorce. win-win
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RE: A Real Player
I see nothing wrong. All gay men act like that.
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RE: Bottoms Up
Since you are waiting for the effect to kick in, you run quickly to the bathroom. But when you come back, some other predator is taking your girl home. What has this world come to. Stealing is wrong.
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RE: Competence
I know right! Look at this idiot, he even fails at butt printing.
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RE: Losing Your Job
Hmm, just posted less, and may be made few more comments. Not sure how spam is measured on that extension, but I guess my way of commenting is considered spam :D 57% is pretty high tho, but my comments
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RE: Losing Your Job
Life is pretty much over. It's like dominos. First, you lose your job, then your wife, kids, and money. Ah, almost forgot, and life.
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RE: COM: Whose line is it anyway (6 SBD giveaway)
If you look at the pictures from the bottom up, it looks like... Before going to prison, First time up the ass, When you start enjoying it, After prison.
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RE: How Long Do I Have To Wait?
I think she is saving herself for marriage. That should do the trick.
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