Funny joke

A mother goes to her family doctor to let off steam and tells her: "Dear Doctor, I can not be without a man, but you know my fault (I get pregnant with a non-nothing), if then even this does not want offspring and I flee, what can I do? give me the advice "the Doctor:" there are no problems lady, there are 5 categories of people with whom you can mate without chasing that risk:

1. we doctors are used to work with the glove and we can use it even when having sex
2. lawyers work in language and when they have sex they can use it
3. the communists say that they come, but they never come
4. the socialists who once are on the left once to the right and never center the hole
5. the Christian Democrats you always put it in the ass and here the risk is zero!.....:-))