1. It makes me look cool;
2. It makes my fur smell like smoke and it scares away the flees;
3. I'm an addict;
4. I have a tobacco farm and I get my cigarettes for free;
5. Other cats think that I am a thug if they see me with a cigarette in my mouth;
6. I collect cigarette butts and sell them for profit;
7. It gets me high;
8. It gives me a reason to talk to people when I need to bum a cig off of someone;
9. Smoke breaks;
10. I just do what I want.

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