Last year I was playing outside in my yard, laying in the grass, scratching my claws on some wood, doing all that good stuff. It started getting dark, but humans never opened the door to let me in, I am all alone, forgotten, but not scared, it was nice and warm out, so I decided to just go to sleep on a garden chair.
Under the cover of night and completely announced a bright alien light coming from the sky picked up my body and took it to outer space.
Up there among the stars and planets they told me how mathematics and cryptography are related (unfortunately, I couldn't remember the complicated words because I smoked some weed earlier in the day), they also told me what investments I should make and to make a Steemit account.
Ever since then I became so enlightened that I now know everything. Of course they returned me back to the yard in the morning and said they would visit again, so I gave them my phone number and added them to friends on MySpace.