Funny Stories Husband And Wife

A wife welcomes her husband home from work, with an intimate smile.
Wife: "I'm a month late, we'll have a baby. But since I just had a test to the doctor, do not know anyone yes, embarrassed if not so ".
The next morning there was electricity bill collector knocking at the door. Once opened the electrician told the wife ......
Electrician: "Mom, you're a month late"
Wife: "Huh where did you know?"
Electrician: "It's on our record ..."
Wife: "Haaah ... the time is up in your notes?"
The next morning the Husband went to the electricity payment office in a rage.
Husband: "How is this, how come you can know my wife is a month late?"
Electrician: "Patience, patient sir ... If you want the note to be deleted you just pay it to us ...".
(Wow ... blackmail!) He thought.
Husband: "Then if I do not want to pay?"
Electrician: "Got you I will break ... !!!"
Husband ': "Wow ... if I got disconnected, my wife at home wear what?"
Electrician: "Well ... your wife can wear a candle!