I would like to spread out my votes to as many followers as I can for a while so I had an idea for a rather silly contest I hope you will enjoy. I’ll be voting up almost every comment at a least 25% for a while subject to the contest rules. The winning comment will get a 100% upvote and end the contest. Silly/funny, comments, as determined by will be voted up at 30%. I hope everyone is having fun out there wherever you are on this #funnyfriday.
For a vote:
The contest winning comment will be determined by secret criteria such as: nap time, the sighting of planet Nibiru or Blood Moons, random number generators, poor digestion of onions and pickles, etc., etc.
Human, your concept of keeping the table sanitary is amusing; germs do not exist - besides my mussel is far cleaner than your feet if they do. Trust me on this. Would I lie to you? Just look at this face. – click for viewing full screen
Thanks for reading! Please feel free to vote up comments to keep things fun. Picture taken by me with my Galaxy S7. (Post does not reflect political views or apocalyptic predictions based on planet Nibiru and Blood Moons)