I would like to spread out my votes to as many followers as I can for a while so I had an idea for a rather silly contest I hope you will enjoy. I’ll be voting up almost every comment at a least 25% for a while subject to the contest rules. The winning comment will get a 100% upvote and end the contest. Silly/funny, comments, as determined by @lightsplasher will be voted up at 30%. I hope everyone is having fun out there wherever you are on this #funnyfriday.
Contest Rules
For a vote:
Account reputation must be 25 or higher
No duplicates or lengthy quotes largely the same as other comments.
Example silly comments can’t be used
One comment per account to be voted up, unless they are super silly/funny.
Spam comments, or those likely to be flagged as spam, are to be avoided.
Comments are voted by hand and subject to @lightsplasher availability and gastrointestinal habits.
The contest winning comment will be determined by secret criteria such as: @lightsplasher nap time, the sighting of planet Nibiru or Blood Moons, random number generators, poor digestion of onions and pickles, etc., etc.
Human, your concept of keeping the table sanitary is amusing; germs do not exist - besides my mussel is far cleaner than your feet if they do. Trust me on this. Would I lie to you? Just look at this face. – click for viewing full screen
Silly/funny comment examples:
Nice post!
Good picture!
I vote for you, you vote for me.
I spotted planet Nibiru once, right after friendly ‘helpful’ space aliens sowed all my orifices shut. (I got better)
Don’t you think you should tone down the ‘whiskey and cigars’ thing? The Canadians might start thinking everyone to the South are the real troublemakers, demand a wall be built and force the US government to pay for it, eh.
Thanks for reading! Please feel free to vote up comments to keep things fun. Picture taken by me with my Galaxy S7. (Post does not reflect @lightsplasher political views or apocalyptic predictions based on planet Nibiru and Blood Moons)
