I know you all seen a part of it. You ever heard of the Lex Luthor cake meme?
(The meme actually became cannon! I know right?)
Well that was just one of the weird and wacky excerpts from this book. Get ready, things are about to get crazy, creepy, and outright hilarious! And trust me, 40 cakes is the least strangest thing to happen in this book. And that's terrible...
(WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE BAT-MOBILE ROBIN! IS THIS WHY BATMAN SLAPS YOU?)
I love how Batman seems so nonchalant about careening off a cliff as Robin acknowledges this might have been a mistake. Still, at least we know that Batman loves to go on long, quiet car rides. There's something for you ladies and gentleman!
(I want to know how the argument got that far! Also... NO COMMENTS 
Drive or fly Supes… DRIVE OR FLY!
(You notice they mention what he should be doing but make no effort to force him to stop…)
Seriously, this was the 70’s! You know there was lead in that paint! Also... who the hell sews together a suit for a baby! This isn't the Incredibles!
(No picture but just the text will suffice. Still...WHY HAL! WHY!)
Seriously, what reason would a grown man buy a toy duck! Except for...evil means!
(WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!)
I’ll say it again. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! Dc, you created the Joker. He’s evil! This is not a man who should be around children let alone the public!
(LOOK AT AQUAMAN’S FACE! THOSE POOR PEOPLE!)
Waterpolo. Walrus...waterpolo. IS this the best you guys could do? Really? I just want to rant about this but I think I’d best move on.
(My god he looks like he’s about to have a heart attack!)
Seriously, I don’t think I’ve seen Hal ever this distressed! It’s...HAl-ARIOUS! And I just lost 90 percent of my readers…
(No...words… So many questions. WHY!)
WHY IS HE TAKING A GIANT TEASPOON TO A GIANT! Why is he running from the law! Did he steal it? Why does the Giant need it! SO MUCH DUMB!
This was supposed to be a nice, easy fun list and instead here I am frothing at the mouth over...WELL LOOK AT THOSE! LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!
Ahem. Ok, next week we’ll be going back to give some great characters more exposure with another issue of My Hero. This time with Booster Gold! The Greatest Hero You Never Heard Of! Excelsior!
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