The Comedy Open Mic Weekly Showcase

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Greetings

This is our weekly showcase where we highlight posts in this community shared here in the last seven days. These are the posts that have impressed us at COM the most.

Now, let's get into this week's showcase.

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emreal@emreal - Courage Went Wrong

According to people he said he enjoys punching the face of women and for men he enjoys shooting them with gun at their buttocks or peeling the first layer of skin on their buttocks. Those are his favorite spots for attack even while he was still at service. He believes that every man that enters into his house came to steal his wife away hehe.

And it will be shocking when we find out that the wife of the man is ugly, who would want to cheat with an ugly woman? Lol. His strategy is cruel but I think anyone he catches deserves it, whoever asked for your help to sort out their family problem?

@emreal/courage-went-wrong

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amberkashif@amberkashif - I Love Your Presence

One day, when I was thinking of you, my mobile vibrated. I opened to see it. There was some message in Discord. As soon as I unlocked my mobile, my eyes sparkled with delight. It was your message. Oh my God! You had come back to life again. Above all, you hadn’t forgotten me. My happiness was unbound. I hope you won’t ever leave me again. Today, I want to say it out loud,
“I love your presence in my life, my dear GINA.”

You really don't want to guess who Gina is, you will have to read the post to be sure of who Gina is and try not to feel deceived, you caused it for yourself you know!

@amberkashif/i-love-your-presence

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humbe@humbe - A bitter truth about our childhood and teacher's perception during school plays!

Here is the hard truth, cute babies are always given the spotlight and main Character roles in school or kindergarten plays. In case you're wondering if you were a cute baby, smart or troublesome growing up there is a way to find out. Let's revisit our childhood and replay the events you participated in.

Hard truth hit hard... Which category do you think you fall in? Let's just hope you aren't found in all categories, your childhood must have been really adventurous that way.

@humbe/a-bitter-truth-about-our-childhood-and-teachers-perception-during-school-plays

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blanchy@blanchy - News just Breaking: The Hive Community Suddenly Start Making Hive Sticker Designs for Some Reason.

It was reported today that there has been a significant increase in the number of people on Hive creating Hive sticker designs to promote the Hive Community to the outside world and apply for funding from Valueplan for promoting the Hive blockchain.
The news comes after fellow investigative journalist and feather ruffler Doze's highlighting that some Hive Community members were getting paid handsomely for creating some stickers to promote our great community.

Have you been wondering why there have been so many stickers made by different Hive members? Or did you just find out from the title of this post? In any case, you should read up this post to get the full gist on how to earn by creating stickers for Hive.

@blanchy/news-just-breaking-the-hive-community-suddenly-start-making-hive-sticker-designs-for-some-reason

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luckydrums@luckydrums - SOME RIDICULOUS LIES KIDS TELL.

The lies children tell, when they tell it and how they tell it most times is the same and because of the fact that every parent was once a child, it is always easy for them to tell when a child is lying because they told similar lies when they were little.
I want to share with you some lies every children in my country always tell. most grown-ups also told these lies when they were kids too.

Every child tell a lie but so innocently not to realize their lies are actually obvious. What's that lie you told when you were little? Go check out the post and find out that you were not the only one who did tell such a lie.

@luckydrums/some-ridiculous-lies-kids-tell

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These are this week's showcase posts. They are funny, well-written, and outright amazing. Make sure to check them out.

Remember, captaincryptic@captaincryptic invites you all to use the [HIVE-155986] tag in your posts to earn yourself some lolztoken@lolztoken.

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