Go away or I shall taunt you a second time! Is there a sport more well suited to yelling Monty Python lines from the sidelines than golf?
Ni! Ni! Dusted off my coconuts today and rode on down to the public golf course.
I fart in your general direction! Much like Camelot, it was a silly place.
Bring out your dead! Watching them careen about in their carts it occurred to me that golf was just polo for people who like to day drink.
Strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government! Whoever invented golf obviously had more money than sense. How else do you explain a game that requires a small farm and a vehicle just to play?
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a grail to find.
