Words on a screen. How hard can it be? You can talk people's heads off all day long but somehow typing a bit is like pulling fingernails with rusty pliers. Three fucking songs. This calls for more coffee. Is it just me or is writing some sort of masochistic sport? You hate it and yet you still feel compelled to do it. Or is that just another way of saying hobby?
Maybe tell a story, nothing too incriminating. Let's see, how about Once Upon A Time In The West, even the hero gets a bullet in the chest. Tis true, hell, you can even catch a bullet from a peacekeeping force. The story makes more sense when Mark Knopfler tells it.
'Freedom's Just Another Word For Substance Abuse'
They tell you in blogifying school to aim for an upbeat tone. Not exactly my forte but I do my best to Always Look on the Bright Side of Life. Just makes sense, if you look on the dark side you can't see anything, it's dark.
This road goes on forever so I'm Headed for the Ditch. Fortunately for all of us, I'm about to run out of post. The Bottle Rockets are just as run to listen to as their namesake is to launch at your stepbrothers. Anyone else get into bottle rocket wars growing up?
'Mitch McConnell (Murder Turtle)'
Hope y'all have enjoyed this bit of #threetunetuesday along with some bonus MidJourney magic to brighten up your nightmares. Until next time, keep calm and return fire.