Pepsi is in retrograde and there's caffeine in my bloodstream, do you know what that means? Time to go hitchhiking on the astral plane! Towel not required, but it definitely helps.
Not all lifts are created equal. They were on some sort of savage journey, American Dreaming they said. Didn't have the drugs for that sort of trip, had to give it a pass.
Eventually hitched a ride with some folks who said they were on their way to kidnap god. The first rule of hitchhiking is 'don't ask questions' so I never found out which god they were after.
When they stopped to visit with some friends things got a little weird. Managed to slip away when nobody was looking but I think I took a wrong turn somewhere.
GPS doesn't work on the astral plane and the Ukrainians were jamming GLONASS, so I had to improvise. Besides, you can't be lost if you don't have a destination.
Remember, don't ask questions.
And that is why you don't ask questions around these parts.
Some aimless wandering led me to believe I was in that damn Portal game.
Has to be Portal, there's even the damn potato.
Apparently the astral plane is like the Matrix, once the Potato Messiah showed me the way I was able to see things as they really were.
Not what I was expecting but buy the ticket, take the trip, right?
'Curiouser and curiouser!' cried Alice...
Forgot to pack a lunch for this adventure but now I'm not hungry.
Not looking good. Should probably head for home and call it a night.
That concludes this caffeine fueled episode of MidJourney mischief!