My #introduceyourself that I forgot

Why to do it like normal people!!! BE DIFFERENT

You can do it like this!!!
Or if you want to separate yourself from a crowd, do it on a higher level!!!
do it like this

Do it like "BIG BOYS".

Is it a WATCH?
Is it a BRACELET?
NO, it's a NOSE WIPE!!!

But let's be honest, you got to invent something like this :)
If you think of some other crazy useful purpose than wiping a nose, let me know in a comment!?
I find it hilarious!
Thanks