The sideways movement we have been seeing in the markets have been quite tiring for me at least, the lack of excitement or at least some sort of crypto drama is a bit hard on the old brain cells because they have to work extra hard to create something at least mildly amusing.
But at least I found a cure of sorts against the shitty markets and that persistent feeling of plebitude when you can't just throw millions of dollars worth of crypto at the market and bend it to your will: a knight toilet paper holder. Helps you wipe away the crappiness as well as offering a glimpse of what life will be with tens of servants when you finally strike it rich by selling those shitcoins.
As a side note I was searching for a synonym for the word "butt" that starts with a "t" so that it would have a nice ring to it when put next to the word "towel" , and so I stumbled upon the word "tushie". Haven't hear of it or used it since I was a child and was watching Ed Edd and Eddy, one of the funniest cartoons of my youth. I think I should use them more in my meme templates, nostalgia trips and dank memes should make for a smashing combo.