Greetings, Steemians!

It's time for your weekly dose of limericks!

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If you're new here and haven't heard, @lymmerick is currently running a regular Limerick Contest. It's pretty fun. You can check out this week's competition HERE. There's still a couple of days left as I'm creating this post. Get out there and write a winner!

I've written two with this week's theme (marjuana😎). They come from the same evening: The first time I ever poked smot. 🙃

Without further ado....

My OFFICIAL entry:

Fancy

In a feather boa I sat

as poised as an aristocrat.
One hit off the bong,
it didn't take long
to slip out my chair and fall flat!

And your complimentary bonus limerick:

Christmas 1999

It was Christmas of my Senior Year

The night was crisp, the sky so clear
All jammed in a car,
we didn't get far
till we were so high we saw reindeer!

True story. It WAS Christmas night. We traditionally went to the movies with friends after everyone was done doing family things. Up until that point I had never even been interested in TRYING pot. But decided to go for it. I remember being crammed in a car and getting so ridiculously high that I could NOT stop laughing. 🤣

Okay, you caught me. We saw only plastic reindeer... not real. 😏

Then later we went to a friend's to partake a little more. At which point I put on a pink feather boa and sat and read dirty stories from a magazine out loud like I was a school teacher! Until I fell off my chair! Lol!😆

So there ya have it. My first time.

Hope I gave your funny bone a little tickle.

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