Time Traveler. While I find it scientifically impossible to believe, the mystic in me says BRING IT ON! I hope you find an alternate or parallel universe where you and your family and loved ones get along

You - suicide attempts, ingested enough drugs to kill 3 men, a medical mystery - and head hitting concrete - thank God (the Universe, whatever The Powers That Be) that you are still here! You're very kind.

Intriguing - I kept getting errors from improperly inputting keys and .... figured out a way to generate all of the possible key combinations and compile them with an algorithm ... and it wasn't long before

LOL - my first thought on reading this was "@owasco hast got to see this!" - and of course she saw it before I did. These "smart" phones are the biggest invasions of our privacy, and

Thank you @futuremind! 10,000 religions, and a resounding YES: Don't get me wrong... I see nothing wrong with a little faith, but we still must remain grounded in reality and be able to recognize contradictive

Lipstick and strategically located socks for boobs: for a fifth grader! That's... child abuse! My mom had this huge cardboard box, attached some sticks and leaves to it, and declared it a tree. I was weeping,

Oooh, I remember that sock story, and that killer ending - the source of the yarn - this really is a brilliant little gem of a story! #Love it! Hating Halloween - my inner German pragmatist can see why

Your comments are contest-winning quality - always! Now I'm on a mission to find a "nut" that can be grated for fresh nutmeg. And you've had this thing for years...? Nutmeg is a *mild (Stacey

A clone of Scary Mary... we already have her "son," Bobi the Bad, who howls at the door each night wanting to go outside and persecute the little black stray we've been seeing, and so have our

The world as family - that makes sense! - especially for those whose DNA family are not there for us, but strangers, neighbors, co-workers, classmates, and authors seem more present in our lives than those

Bobi the Bad is a hobby.... or my penance ... LOL, yes, I need to be busy with a job that keeps me too active to think.

LOL - yes - black walnuts in cookies, cakes, salads, everything but the roast beef. Miles came back from Mexico last year making Croque Madame, an egg sandwich topped with a white sauce made with NUTMEG

Rise to the challenge... experiment with new recipes, new ingredients... well, there will be no coffee cakes in my world, none of the comfort foods of childhood, but maybe there will be better things.

Thanks @owasco! Her dad's recipe didn't include those additions. She never cooks with fresh garlic, never uses parsley. My spinster aunt went through every cookbook scratching the word NUTMEG out of every

"Gone for good" - that is such a provocative line. We know the finality of "for good" (at least here in the slang of the Midwest), but for the greater good, for the betterment of mankind,

LOL, I love the column of air rushing to slow the force of gravity and keeping this guy in the purloined Lexus aloft. If I take over, it might be a new and greater tech from ETs or a hidden human race

Oh, ouch, ouch, I may be the only person on earth who couldn't love the ending of Thelma and Louise, unelss they sprouted wings and skis and landed that convertible on a body of water and continued their

Thank you for your support and upvote, @ecency!

Love the name Mariela - our daughter's name is Mariel. :) I drink ginger tea every day, sometimes with turmeric, sometimes not. Yours is all from scratch. Beautiful! You even grow your own chamomile (I

He came on his own, without the doctor, without the knife of the C-section. What a trooper! Zara is a beautiful boy, blessed to have a loving father and mother.