A clone of Scary Mary... we already have her "son," Bobi the Bad, who howls at the door each night wanting to go outside and persecute the little black stray we've been seeing, and so have our neighbors. It keeps coming back, so Bobi must not be as terrifying as he imagines.

A passion, a job to dive into - well, that was motherhood, and they grew up and flew the coop. :) I'll check the Help Wanted and see if I might have some skill set to offer someone...