I'm not dying. I just coughed. The room is just a little dusty. I don't have the plague. I'm not even a little sick.
I don't need to be blessed every time I sneeze. I've been blessed hundreds of times already. I'm blessed for life. The only way I would feel more blessed is if I could just sneeze in peace.
The first time is fine. But the second time? The third time?? The fourth time?!? It grows more annoying at each repetition. Are you trying to prove something to yourself? Really, you can stop.
What does it feel like to be a "blesser"? Doesn't it bother you that you've become a mindless robot? That you say it without thinking no matter what you're doing?
I'm terrified of sneezing now. I don't want to be blessed. I try to hold the coughs in. I know that's dangerous. I know that if I hold back a cough I could blow a hole in my throat, but I risk it to avoid blessings. If it ever does happen to me it's your fault. You'd be a murderer.
I nominate 
