Accent Challenge | What Accent?

I was challenged by my fellow @dtubedaily friend, Sarah, a.k.a. @neeqi to do this accent challenge. I thought to myself how ridiculous because I don't have an accent at all! LOL. This was great fun so give it a go yourself.

Thanks @neeqi for this one. I had a blast doing it. Below are the questions so all of you can do the accent challenge as well!

What do you call a sweet carbonated drink?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call the device that turns on the tv?
What do you call the wheeled contraption that carries your groceries to the supermarket?
What do you call a bug that rolls into a ball when you touch it?
How would you address a group of people?
What do you call your grandfather?
What do you call your grandmother?
Which is it? A lightening bug or a firefly?
How do your pronounce water?
What do you call the thing in which you drink water from at school?
What do you call a long narrow board that pivots in the middle so that as one end goes up the other goes down?
How do your pronounce pecan?
How do your pronounce aunt?
How do your pronounce caramel?
How do your pronounce route?
How do your pronounce crayon?
How do your pronounce mayonnaise?
How do your pronounce almond?
How do your pronounce aluminum?
How do your pronounce GIF?

With Gratitude,
Captain Bob