Me: THAT'S an interesting place to put a license plate.
Regular: It's magnetic.
Me: That's ATTRACTive.
Regular: {Crickets.....}
Me: HELLO???? Did you hear what I said?
Regular: What, babe?
Me: You told me the plate was magnetic..... I said, "that's ATTRACTive". Do you get it?
Regular: {Thinking about beer.}
Me: Magnets? Magnets ATTRACT? GET IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Regular: {Pity laugh.}
Aye, aye, aye....... I'm FUNNY, damn it! What the hell ever happened to freaking HUMOR?!?!?!?!?!?!
