I love old people, the greatest gens and the silent gens were lovely God fearing Kiwis who I have the upmost respect for.
You guys, not so much.
It's not your age that makes me dislike you, it's your behavior.
I still remember the 80 year old lady up the road, called Nanna Jean, who used to sneak me her meals on wheels dessert while my mum wasn't looking _
That was about the time you were voting for the institution of student loans, and you gutted my widowed mother's benefit.
Good enough for you guys, but you didn't want to pass it on did ya?
Oh and Steve, don't even attempt wit; it just betrays your neuronal decay.
You think you sound savvy, but I can smell the cobwebs on your breath as you lean towards me.
Your generation broke the social contract and gutted what was great about NZ, while My generation is paying taxes so our kids can get free tertiary education.
It was you who took tax cuts and told us not to be entitled.
Don't condescend to me you immoral old bats.
We owe you nothing, and you expect us to pay your medical bills. Guess who subsidized the Canterbury rebuild? Yeah, my generation. You're welcome.
You are the most selfish generation of Kiwi's that has ever existed.
New Zealand was pretty much perfect when you got here, and you just about sucked it dry.
My generation works far harder than you ever did.
I'm truly worried for 18 year olds now.
How are they going to afford a house when you're replacing them with immigrants?
You will reap what you sowed. Don't expect history to be kind.
I get it, you were the first generation who lost faith in God, and now you're all dying like cowards as your grand-kids toil in a sisyphistic housing market.
You know you're obsolete, you know it's over, and your Cthulhuesque writhing as you get scammed for cheap flights is entirely deserving of Schadenfreude.
Did your third house not pay the rent that week? Can you not afford to pay for travel?
Yes, my generation is mean. That's what happens when you survive a fucking recession while you pricks lived it up.
You will not be missed, you are parasitic and your defensiveness betrays your guilt.
That's fine, I'm saving a huge deposit and working my ass off to afford a house.
I don't need your help, even though you're expecting mine.
Be nice, we're going to be choosing your retirement homes _
