Story of Mechanical engineer 馃槑
someone ask me" Who Are You"
(YES , I AM A MECHANICAL ENGINEER)
I鈥檓 a heat treated, corrosion resistant, rust-free, oil quenched member with high tensile strength
I resist tension but I fail under pressure.
I know the drill, but I feel bored and sometimes I鈥檓 counter-bored and I go overboard.
I have a rough surface finish but inside I have a fine grain structure.
My emotions are genuine but my tools are forged.
I鈥檓 warm hearted but cold blooded with a high heat transfer co-efficient but low thermal conductivity
I鈥檝e been die cast, drop forged, injection molded, step turned, press-formed, shot-blasted, arc-welded, gas cut, sheared off and turned on
I鈥檓 a high precision, low maintenance, far-fetched, near-future, short-range, long-term solution with infinite fatigue life but zero tolerance
I鈥檓 automatic, I鈥檓 hydrostatic, I鈥檓 thermostatic, I鈥檓 enigmatic and sometimes I am just plain erratic
I鈥檓 a glassy eyed, wooden expressioned, plastically deformed specimen with a heart of cast iron and nerves of stainless steel
I find the Young鈥檚 Modulus of Old Ham鈥檚 couplings
I see local stresses in universal joints
I achieved partial improvement with Total Quality Management and my Control Theory is totally out of control
I鈥檓 overworked, overloaded, over-schedule, over-budget but I make inventory savings Just-in-Time
My rejection rates are within acceptable limits and my endoskeleton is exothermic
I鈥檓 religious about science, I鈥檓 scientific about religion.
My productivity involves destructive testing and my assembly lines move in circles and I can give you high horsepower at low rpm with a 100% fuel efficiency