Maybe, to paraphrase the classic Onion story, the cat is thinking about homicide.
Maybe ol' Green Eyes is reliving all of the chaos he caused the other night when he descended from above in a triangular-shaped craft and illuminated New York City with a Blue Light Special:
More than likely, our furry friend is asking his pet, Rick, an artist from the Motor City, for another can of tuna!
When he's not communing with the neighborhood cats who like to congregate in his backyard, Rick is either tearing up the Detroit River in his speedboat or standing deep in thought in front of a canvas. Here are a few of Rick's paintings, with the promise of more paintings and photos to come!