Oh, my god. I just watched Rain Man for the first time in thirty-odd years. Ho-ly shit! Valeria Golino was the hottest chick of the eighties. Bar none. Fuck everyone else. I want to go back in time and bang her. Somebody! Somebody get me a fucking time machine! That scene in Vegas. Jesus Christ. I'm moving to Italy.
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