Calm down, everyone. John Bolton flashing "5000 troops to Colombia" is just Trump trolling Maduro. Brilliantly, I might add - because what if he's not trolling?
Hey, Maduro, you fat fuck. What if we're coming for your pedophile ass? What if you're about to die? What if those Russian security contractors you hired aren't actually on your side? Putin's a smart guy. He knows it's in his best interest to side with the guy who will win. He and Trump both know you're a fucking loser. You're dead, you sweaty cocksucker. You're fucking dead and you know it.
