Conductor: Allen! Allen! Allen! Madam you dey go (looking at the woman)
Passenger: Yes! Wait make I enter. (entering) , Ehen conductor na 500, ii hold oh.
Conductor: From Alausa to Allen na #50 you wan come give me #500, madam abeg come down.
Passenger: (coming down with a displeasing look) But you fit get change as you dey go na
*Driver speeds off*
She waves for another bus to stop
Passenger: Driver I dey go Allen, I dey with #500
*Driver speeds off*
Passenger : Oh Lord! Am already late for work.
*Next bus comes*
Conductor: You dey go?
Passenger: Yes! (without telling the driver the amount she has).
*Getting to Allen Drive*
Conductor: Madam your money
Passenger: ( As she pulls out the 500 from her purse)Take!
Conductor: Kilo shele! Madam find small money for me jarre.
Passenger: Oga na wetin I get.
(conductor drags the money from her)
*Allen Bus stop finally!*
Passenger: Conductor my balance
Conductor: Madam I no get change, if you no wan pay you for talk, you come carry 500 dey give me this early morning. Where I.wan get change from?
Passenger: Oga do na , I don late.
Conductor: Madam I no get change (in an aggressive tone), I go kill myself.
(A hawker passes selling bread and akara)
Hawker: your hot bread and akara !
Conductor: (He goes to her) Madam give me akara and bread , #100
(Hawker puts down her pan and serves him, gives him the balance after receiving the #500)
Conductor: Madam you get luck (handing the balance over to the passenger)
Passenger: E never complete, give me #50 naira.
(Other Passengers murmurs now)
Passenger 2: Conductor will you be fast, I have somewhere to catch up!
Conductor: Take! (handing #50 over to the the woman).
Conductor: Make una no vex!
( He jumps into the bus and hits the top of the bus)
Conductor: Driver dey go!
TYPICAL NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE