In my class
Teacher: Zulu,why are you down to day?
Zulu: because mum is in hospital and dad is at the police station..
Teacher: sorry dear do you want to go home?
Zulu: yess!
(Zulu, goes home and teacher ask the remaining pupils)
Teacher: why is zulu's father at the police station and the mother in hospital?
Pupils: because his father is a policeman and the mother is a nurse
Teacher: stupid child! go and call him back!!!
