I'm not all business all of the time as some has accused me of being. As a matter of fact, I'm very jovial and love playing pranks on my family and friends. I've been that way since I was a kid, I always use to love to scare my mom or sister by hiding somewhere and then jump out and grab them. I may have been slapped a few times over it, but that just added to the excitement!
I feel like I would be the master at scaring bodily fluids out of my wife if she would let me, BUT here's the thing, she gets really mad at me when I do it! This makes absolutely no sense to me because she LOVES to watch scary movies!!! What the hell!? I just don't get it, so what's a guy to do? I'm still a kid at heart and love to play around. I don't have any kids. I have a Rottweiler but he's getting old. When I'm up late at night, there's no one to entertain me, so on this particular night I saw something that tempted the Bandit! My wife was sleeping on the couch and her arm was laid up on the back of the couch just waiting for me. It was begging for attention, but what kind? I looked around and thought for a moment and then I saw a nice fine point pen on the kitchen table. I guess you can see where this is going.... It's like dangling a carrot in front of a rabbit!
This is what she use to call me back in the day when we were young and free lol. I was so delicate with each stroke of the pen. She didn't move an inch until I got to the R as you can see it's a little longer than the other letters lol. When she moved I just stopped in my tracks and remained still for about 30 seconds. When I felt confident that she had went back under, I finished the job. Mission accomplished!
Now the really funny part about this is I had forgotten about even doing it and she never even saw it until I pointed it out to her two days later while at the dinner table! I noticed it faintly on her arm and I said "What is that?" She looked at it and looked so confused and started looking around, looking to see if she had leaned on something that had possibly bled off on her arm. Then I started getting questioned about the handwriting and it started to get ugly. I ended up not being able to keep a straight face anymore a spewed my beverage out on myself and fessed up. She was pitiful and confused. She was like..."What night did you do that?" LOL
There ya go folks, just thought I would share that little bit of household humor that goes on in my world sometimes. You guys have a great day and don't forget to laugh a lot! Or at least smile at somebody, damn!
