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@blue-thoughts
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I am a very random creative thinker and I enjoy making people laugh at things they shouldn’t
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2017-10-10 00:33
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funny
2017-10-14 04:17
Vaping vs Cigarettes
I’m currently at a bar getting drunk with my friends. One of my friends is trying to quit smoking. Not a good idea at a bar but whatever. She looked at me and said “hey give me cigarette!” This other guy
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inspirational
2017-10-13 14:32
Feeling Blessed!
So last night I was watching this show called “Lucifer”. It was about someone killing a comedian. Turns out the guy was making jokes about a guy with a micropenis and they thought the short dicked guy
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fun
2017-10-12 19:35
Does anybody else hate johnboy and billy?
I’m not a fan of morning talk shows to begin with because i hate talking first thing in the morning but when I first start my car to go to work and all I hear is johnboy’s hacking laugh I immediately hate
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joke
2017-10-12 03:00
New word for vagina!
Spunk cup As in go wash out dirty spunk cup Your spunk cup floweth over Can I take a sip from your spunk cup
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news
2017-10-10 20:37
Dear Harvey Weinstein,
It has been brought to the world’s attention that trading sexual favors with you brings success. You are like the heroin dealer in “Requiem for a Dream”. Hell that character might even be based off you.
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steem
2017-10-10 20:11
I want to troll people on Steem!
So I have now been a member for less than 24 hours. I have been reading posts and looking at things people say and like. Can I just say that I want to laugh at half the shit I see on here or make a joke
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educational
2017-10-10 17:09
I don’t believe in time or traveling it
First I’m going to start by saying that I am not a physicist. My theory is coming from ignorance and if you would like to school me then feel free. I don’t believe in time. I’m not talking about the time
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introduction
2017-10-10 03:41
Introduce yourself
Hello steemers! My name is Blue and I recently saw an article about Steemit, so naturally, I joined. I joke around a lot about subjects that most people would stay away from. If you are a sensitive snowflake
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joke
2017-10-10 01:55
Dark comedy
Do you think the other rockstars are making fun of Chester Bennington for killing himself on Chris Cornell’s birthday like kids on a playground? Standing around singing “Chris and Chester swinging from
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comedy
2017-10-10 01:49
North Carolina law joke
I saw where North Carolina passed a law saying a man has the right to finish sex if he already penetrated the vag even if she changes her mind and wants to stop. I think it would only be fair if the woman
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comedy
2017-10-10 01:00
Terrible dark comedy story about how I hate children
I’m a server in a restaurant and I have to listen to people all day and pretend to give a shit with a smile on my face to make money. When I’m on the clock I’m ok with it because it’s my job. I do however
