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I literally found out I had been promoted to dolphin while poking around on HiveBuzz looking for someone’s ranking. It must have happened with my last power-up but I didn’t know I was so close so I wasn’t even thinking about the possibility.
But yes, apparently I am now heir to the throne of 18th century France and I couldn’t be more psyched! I’m sure the people will love me, especially after my wife makes them a nice cake. Who says powering up serves no porpoise!