Image by @bitterirony using ChatGPT
I literally found out I had been promoted to dolphin while poking around on HiveBuzz looking for someoneās ranking. It must have happened with my last power-up but I didnāt know I was so close so I wasnāt even thinking about the possibility.
But yes, apparently I am now heir to the throne of 18th century France and I couldnāt be more psyched! Iām sure the people will love me, especially after my wife makes them a nice cake. Who says powering up serves no porpoise!