I hope the title got your attention because it would have gotten mine. I have no fucking clue where my life is going, but I keep going anyway, looking for some semblance of normalcy, or something close to it.
it has been quite some time since I wrote one of these... pieces? memoirs? rants? shitpost? Fuck what you call it. I guess life's seriousness and all the shit in between have really taken its toll on me and I forgot to relax.
Where are the days going, damn? They say time flies when you're having fun, but with a little more than nothing going on in my life right now, I'd say it is an anomaly. I'm not even sure of which day of the week it is because they all fucking seem the same. I'm tired of being tired of the monotony, so I just coast through it all, and maybe that's why the days are moving fast.
COVID-19 has been the second-worst virus to hit me this month; the first being BB-20 or Blueballs-20. It has been a rough couple of months, and no amount of jerking off can take away the feeling of breasts in my mouth. Trust me, I've tested out my pillow, sweater, power bank, and mouse; none of them even come close.
Well, holy shit, we're already in May and this thing isn't dying out any time soon. If it gets to July, then I'm buying a Donkey and riding it straight to Abuja. I can't take this shit anymore. Meanwhile, did you hear about the possible Covid-19 cases that got arrested? Apparently the patients stole shit at the hospital, so they were sent to jail to self-isolate. that has to be some new world record.
Yesterday, some random good samaritan walked up to me and offered me food because I haven't shaved in a while. I'm actually digging this bum look that I've been sporting for 6 weeks. The best part is that my girlfriend still thinks I'm sexy, and that, ladies and gentlemen is true love. I can't wait to impregnate her.
Oh yeah, one last thing; is it racist to assume that all male Indians(the Asian type) are math and engineering geniuses that know how to use Abaqus and all the other fancy-ass software? 
