You do too much complain
Calling me sorts of names
Some crying I'm aching dull
Throbbing, or piercing pain
Curse me not, it is full love
But all on me is your hatred
For I am never understood
My innocence is concealed
My good job never appreciated
No credit and no commendation
I'm your best friend if you knew
But you all pretend knew not
The always chief complaint
As if I was the right culprit
I am none but your messenger
Not less than trusted informer
Giving you inside information
About what wrong the body
Just symptom not syndrome
Just warner not disease per sei
But I am always in custody
To be tried by kangaroo courts
Sometimes tried before NSAIDs
Sometimes appealed to Opoids
Treat the cause, leave me alone
Specially if I'm musculoskeletal
But all are turning deaf ears
Only Physios hear my cries
Thanks for blaming me not
You arrest the correct culprit
Addressing the right cause
Leaving the innocent alone
Manipulating the soft tissues
Relieving the noxious feelings
No ingestion, no digestion
No distribution, no elimination
No half life, no serum level
No side effect, no interaction
Zero hour onset of action
From the worst to no pain
As am going you better know
I remain your best sweet friend
My good name is Painless Pain
And I remain painlessly yours
