Step up your dad game with these knee slappers.

Simply launch off a few of these babies to light up family barbecue night.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

"Dam"

What about the fish who saw him do it?

"Dumb-bass"

Why don't ants get sick?

They have little ant-y bodies

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?

They each got 6 months

* Badum TISSs *

"DAAAaaaadddDDd"

This is a repost of one of my first posts ever. It made 6 cents. I think it deserves another chance :)

...so do Batman and Robin. That's gotta count for something.