Bunch of Clowns
Their they are for you entertainment pleasure—and displeasure.
Keep watching 'em.
Don't take your eyes off 'em.
Dat's da point!
Dat's what they're there for.
Every countries got 'em.
Big ones, little ones, fat ones, thin ones.
All the varieties.
Ready made for public consumption.
Don't like the left?
We got the right.
Don't like the right or left?
We got the centrists.
Pick your side and root for the winner or loser.
It depends on our agenda.
Who's scheduled to get in to office?
We'll keep you in suspense.
We'll make you think it's up to you.
That's right.
You do the choosing!
But—we give you the choices.
Which clown do you want?
We got a bunch of 'em.
All colors, races, denominations.
Conservative ones.
Progressive ones.
Radical ones.
Traditional ones.
Need a button to show which clown you support?
We got 'em!
Don't know who to support?
If not—just look at the website!
Find a clown that represents your views.
Okay?!—Ready to root for another winner or loser?
Think you can vote your way out of this?
Perfect!
We knew we could count on you.
Cue up to make your selection.
Part of the process!
Don't pay attention to what Mr. Celine said about idiots in the majority.
He never voted!
Next election—we know you're gonna love—a bunch of clowns!