The price of avocados just plummets in 13 years. They're using avacados as currency in Zimbabwe. They're burning the avocados in Poland for warmth because the sun has been turned into an avocado and it's not warm and inviting like the sun at all, it just 'Cados every day and night. People are starting to wonder if avocado-human marriage would be viable. Fast forward another 13 years. People that reaped the rewards of the avocado now become slaves. As no one planted any more avocado, the price started to raise. People began to eat the offspring of the avocado-human race. President Avo Kotto is air lifted to safety to go to the avocado in the sky otherwise formally known as the sun-26. Good day.
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