A big freeze settled upon paradise just as Trump took office: we got tariffs and frozen!
I used to get up at 4AM as a kid to hit the rink before sckool.
Peak snow:
Joke: grandma, am I a real polar bear? I'm busy son, go ask your uncle...Uncle, I'm I a real polar bear? I don't know son, go ask your mom...Mom, am I a real polar bear? Why do u ask son? Because I'm fcukin' freazin'!
Ice cubes: