Dear steemy friends.
As I hit 1000 followers it seemed to me that it would be a great idea (and one which clearly feeds my ego at this time) to make a comparison with the number of times I've got laid, and assign one shag per follower.
Being married and having a kid obviously took its toll, and that's clearly brought my median down somewhat, but I am the Colne Valley playboy, and now separated, and therefore back in the game.
But basically, I reckon if I got one new follower per home run, then I reckon I've got around 10 years worth of rumpy-pumpy clocked up in the last 6 months of being on this site.
That makes me about a six times a day man. I feel spent just thinking about it.
So, clearly I'm better at attracting you lovely Steemians than I am at being a late-night lothario.
Still, you can't have everything can you, and when you put it like that, I suppose I've probably got much less chance of an infection if I just post blogs.....
Anyway, cheers to every one of my followers for making me smile like the post vinegar-stroke comedown. And sorry to those who feel sick at the very thought of it.....
I conquered....I came....I'm sore
boom, and there's another one....