👻The child says:
— It's very dark in here.
👺The man replies in surprise:
— Yes, it is.
👻Boy:
— I have a football.
👺Man:
— Ah, very good.
👻Boy:
— Do you want to buy it?
👺Man:
— No, thank you.
👻Boy:
— My father is out there.
👺Man:
— All right, how much are you asking for it?
👻Boy:
— 500 dollars.
👺Man:
— A bit expensive, but okay…
👻Boy:
— It's very dark in here.
👺Man:
— Yes, it is.
👻Boy:
— I've got some porter's gloves.
👺The lover, remembering the last time they met, asks:
— How much are you asking for them?
👻Boy:
— 500 dollars.
👺Man:
— All right.
👾A few days later, the father says to the boy:
— Take your ball and goalie gloves, and let's go outside and play for a while.
👻The boy replies:
— I can't, dad, I've sold them.
👾The father asks:
— How much did you sell them for?
👻Child:
— For 1000 dollars…
👾The father scolds the boy and says;
— It's terrible to take advantage of a friend… That price is exaggerated for both things… Today we are going to the church for your confession.
👻Boy:
— It's very dark in here.
👺The priest replies:
— Don't start again, we're not in your house…!
