"Paulo, how far? How's your weekend going so far?"
"Its been boring so far, thank you for calling me to come hang out tonight"
"You be my guy nau. Madam give us the usual, isi ewu Peppersoup with chilled stout"
"Aniks, how far with Belinda your babe?"
"My brother, I am not with her anymore, we broke up"
"Seriously? You broke up with that fine and nice girl? Why?"
"She is ebhoi"
"Ebhoi? What does that mean? What is an eboi?"
"Ebhoi is a girl who chews gum all the time! She buys packets of chewing gum and chews them noisily everywhere she goes to, even on the road! She makes the kpak-kpak irritating sound! She blows the gum into a balloon! That is what Belinda was doing, so nasty!"
"Yuck, but is that enough reason for you to break up with her?"
"I am not done, ebhoi cannot do any work or anything. She cannot cook, wash, take care of the home, she can't even make the bed she lies on. She wears skin-tight trousers and miniskirts, and perambulates from one beer parlour to another, eating dog meat and drinking palm wine. She smokes weed like a chimney! If you see her face, it is painted like a masquerade...so grotesque! A very lousy lifestyle"
"It is not easy. It seems all the good girls are taken"
"Yes my brother, all the good girls are either married or engaged. If you go close to any good girl you will discover she is in a serious relationship"
"But what are we guys going to do? How we go take find good girl to marry?"
"Maybe we have to marry ourselves and turn gay!"
"Hahaha, you are not serious. Is Ebhoi a word coined from your language?"
"Yes. Do you know that an ebhoi cannot work for her own money? All the money she has is from different men. She is very lazy and unproductive! If you get hooked with her she will drain you to the last cent and when she is done, she will kick you away and move on to the next sucker"
"It is true, I now realize Lauretta is ebhoi, Monica is ebhoi, Susanna is ebhoi, Claire is ebhoi!"
"Kai! You have met many of them in this life"
"I have suffered in their hands and I am so fed up and....hey, is that honourable Swagger walking into the bar"
"Yes, he is the one"
Hailings
....Honourable! Your boys are loyal!...
"Paulo, look at the girl with honourable, can you see what she is wearing?"
"Na wa o, she is almost naked!"
"This world has turned to something else, but women didn't use to dress like this in the years back. These girls are something else. If I show you the nude pictures I saw in the phone of a girl yesterday, you will shout"
"Angel Michael should blow the trumpet already!"
"But look at that girl's body, she is gorgeous. Look at her curves, the cleavage, oh my God, she is hawt! Damn! If you put me and her alone in a room, I will tear her from limb to limb"
"Me too, I will devour her like a hyena"
"Why are these girls who expose their bodies so attractive and seductive while the other girls who dress decently do not look so attractive?"
"You know they say, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. These girls make us confused on whom to go for. I want a good girl but she should not be 100% good, I mean she should be bad in a good way, what am I even saying sef?"
"One needs to marry a decent girl, not an ebhoi"
"True. I don't want to marry an ebhoi! My father did not marry ebhoi"
"Me too! God forbid I end up with an ebhoi!"
"Madam, please change the channel to Supersports, make we watch some football action"
